Bill Maher: If America Can't Get it Together, We Lose the Bald Eagle as our symbol and replace it with the YouTube video of the puppy that can't get up. I don't care about the president's birth certificate, I do want to know what happened to "Yes we can." Can we get out of Iraq? No. Afghanistan? No. Fix health care? No. Close Gitmo? No. Cap-and-trade carbon emissions? No. The Obamas have been in Washington for ten months and it seems like the only thing they've gotten is a dog.